whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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