i don't plan on having that self control this summer
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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