so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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