So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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