Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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