butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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