I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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