i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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