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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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