Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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