its not stalking. its research.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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