He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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