I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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