I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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