like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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