hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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