What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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