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say what?
wanna hang out?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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