My brain says no but my pants say off.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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