He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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