no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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