I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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