it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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