Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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