Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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