The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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