bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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