quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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