I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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