cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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