why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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