at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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