If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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