He kissed a someone with a penis
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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