I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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