This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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