Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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