Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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