Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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