Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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