I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
is wine microwaveable?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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