i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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