don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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