So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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