guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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