woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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