How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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