check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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