I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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