So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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