he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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