He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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