I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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