Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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